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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 01:19
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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No, not a chance
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Does a person with schizophrenia hear voices?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
Sneaky Trade Idea: Heat Get Warriors Star In Deal That Nobody Could See Coming - Yahoo Sports
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
Watch BETA Technologies’ electric aircraft fly into NYC with passengers onboard [Video] - Electrek
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Diddy trial day 21 recap: 3rd victim takes the stand as judge threatens to boot Combs - ABC News
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Yankees get completely manhandled by Dodgers in ghastly blowout loss - New York Post
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Still no good
‘Superman’ Final Trailer Shows David Corenswet “Doing Important Stuff” - The Hollywood Reporter
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
401(k) Stats Suggest Americans Still Confident - Newser
Thumbs down again.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.